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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

Jaga

Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

1) Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing!
2) Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
3) Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
4) Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
5) Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
6) Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"
7) Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
8) Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
9) Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
10) Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

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  2. lol.this made my day

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