Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pick it up, pull out the pin, and throw it back.
Blonde & The Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang.
"Who is it?"
"Blind man," came the response.
Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door.
The man's jaw dropped and he stammered, "Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?"
Blonde In Desert
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all about to be sent into the desert for an experiment.
They each will go out alone and with only one thing, except the clothes they wear for 4 days.
After being allowed to think about what they would each take, they were called in front of their drill sergent one at a time.
The redhead went first.
DS: Well what are you going to take?
RH: I'm goin to take an umbrella to shield myself from the sun.
DS: Good, you may go.
A couple hours later the brunette was called up.
DS: What will you be taking?
Br: I'm goin to take a watermelon, so I will have food and drink from it.
DS: Good, you may go.
A couple hours later the blonde was called.
DS: What are you going to take miss?
Bl: I'm goin to take a car door.
DS: Why on earth would you take a car door?!
Bl: In case I get hot when I'm walking, I can roll down the window.
Blond Horse Riding
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons.
She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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