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Monday, September 20, 2010

Yo mamma Jokes!

1. Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. 
2. Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. 
3. Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet. 
4. Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared. 
5. Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. 
6. Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. 
7. Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. 
8. Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. 
9. Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her. 
10. Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

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